Oh, hello.
 
It looks like you've stumbled onto my secret page for non-believers. It's just you and me now, my friend. There's no point in trying to run.
I get why you'd be cynical. I'd probably be cynical too. But this stuff does work. I'll prove it.
Send me an email to hello@jamesthecopyguy.com with a link to your site. In return, I'll give you a report packed full of handy advice, completely on the house. Worst case scenario: we part ways and you've gained some free expert insight. 
Let me make you a believer.
Now get out of here, ya filthy animal.